A long time ago in a factory far, far away. . .

It was a period of rapid development. International teams, scattered around the world, had reached the final milestone in the development of their new folding bicycle line. They began production based on the secret plans for the Physis™ Handlepost, a radical new component that would ensure the stiffness and ride of the new bicycles. Pursued by sinister deadlines, early production resulted in a higher reject rate than quality standards could tolerate. Rather than let the rejected handlepost levers go to waste, a bold plan was hatched to repurpose them to provide refreshment to riders everywhere.